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The Really First Encounter with DJ Yellow

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Yang! by MIBAgentP



  " Good evening!!!!" a frightening female voice rang out on the car's FM radio after I switched the stations. " You're listening to DJ Yellow's World Mysterious Cases. Our last night's topic was about the Grimms' horrible existence and terror. We had talked about their attacks all over the globe. Let's see some comments here on the social media..."

  I remembered the time that I had a case of Grimm attacks in Remnant when I listened to her topic yesterday. 3 years ago, Miss O had assigned me and some MIB back-ups to meet Agent OZ and his Beacon Academy students. We were there to stop the tumult and pacify the area. The mission was a tremendous success. Yet, we were investigating about the creature's origins which it remained a mystery.

   When the female radio host ended reading her listeners' comments, my mind had returned to its focus on driving. I was heading on the next street as I kept listening.

  " Tonight's new topic is about some people who came from a secret organization," she continued. " They are all dressed up in black. You can see them everywhere. They might be spying on all of us. According to some news articles, they are working for some UFOs and extraterrestrials. Some have said that they flash any witnesses' memories to forget a related incident. They seem too creepy and obscure.."

   What the?! The lady attempted to blow up our cover! This was getting too intense. As I could recall from our MIB codes and protocols, no one should ever expose the organization's existence to the public. Everyone will know about the Men in Black. She had really dared to discuss everything while reading another tweet from her followers. There must be a way to stop this nonsense!

   Then, I activated my car's computer to detect a radio frequency and location from the female host. Until, it had resulted on 42nd Street near New York Times Square. I hastened as soon as possible to cease her broadcast. Finally, I reached there and noticed a large yellow roving van parked across Mc Donalds. I stepped out from my Black Ford Focus 2015 sedan and knocked at the vehicle's back door as it opened.

   It was a very beautiful blonde woman in her 20's and dressed in her huntress clothes. She just came after a radio break and smiled at me. I tried to control my composure as much as possible.

   " Hey! Some fans of my radio show!" she exclaimed. " Do you want a selfie or an autograph?!" 

   " Miss Yellow, It's nice to see you in person," I formally shook her hands as a greeting. 

   " And you must be?"

   " Just a fan like you've said..."

   " Oh great!" she noticed my blushing face and laughed. " Hey, I can invite you inside and give you something to eat while I'm on a break."

   " Sure, thanks!

   " Come on, in!"

   " It seems that you live here.." I noticed her vehicle's interior's which it was like a Beacon dormitory room with some sound equipment, gadgets, weapons, and books scattered all over. I entered her premises as she had requested.

  " Yeah, I'm not just a radio DJ. I'm a newspaper writer in the World Weekly News. I've been writing a lot of stories almost everywhere in the world. That's why I go from city to city to get some news. At the same time, I'm a huntress. I've been fighting against Grimms, criminals, White Fang, and some scumbags." she said and gave me a glass of lemonade and chocolate chip cookies. " By the way, my real name is Yang Xiao Long. DJ Yellow's just a screen name. I tend myself to become creepy for my audience. You know?! I really like to add more publicity and fame."

  " That's interesting, Miss Xiao Long.." I replied and took a bite of that food.

  " By the way, how did you get here?" she curiously asked. " Maybe, it's just from my latest topic that you're tuning in. Wait... You're a pretty interesting guy. You look like someone I knew in the Club, but you're more handsome, serious, and intelligent than him."

  " Miss Xiao Long, you're discussing about the Men in Black. I don't belong from any evil suspicious factions."

  " Ah-ha! I knew it! BINGO! " she beamed like a child and clapped her hand. She pointed her hand to me and laughed. She was having a "Eureka, I've got it" moment. " Your black suit can tell me! So, you're dealing with some space aliens that try to invade the planet and save the day."

  " Yes, Miss Xiao Long.."

  " Call me, Yang.."

  " Well, Yang.. it's true. It's a secret GOVERNMENT AGENCY that monitors and polices any extraterrestrials and their activities here on Earth. We're also hunting for grimms."

  " See, you're some mysterious huntsmen!! If you mind, I can conduct an on-air interview with you. So, anyone will know that you guys exist!!"

  " Yang, I'm so sorry.." I sighed and stared seriously at her.

  " What's wrong?! I want the people to find out the truth. Is something that prohibits you from..."

  " Let's just say that it's too confidential. The protocol doesn't allow anyone to expose the truth about the Men in Black and some space aliens."

  " That's unfair.." her face grimaced and sighed. " But you guys are heroes too..."

  " Yang, I need your few seconds before your broadcast resumes." I took out my RayBans and Neuralyzer from my black coat. " It's a bio-mechanical neuro-transmitting device that lets you forget everything. It will work like a flash."

  I flashed the blonde woman like a camera. She blankly stared at me and remained silent while sitting on her computer chair. 

  " First of all, there are no aliens and the Men in Black. Second, try to change into a more interesting topic which your listeners can tune into. Third, thanks for the cookies and lemonade."

  " Y-Yeahhh, you're welcome.." she nervously replied. " Looks like, I got over-researched about my topic.."

   I left her roving van, but she followed me like a little girl. I neuralyzed her, but she was about to say something to me. I noticed her face blushed at me. I wondered what she's up to that time.

  " Sir, uhhmmm. Are you gonna still listen to my show?"

  " Yeah.. like always.."

  " When and where shall I see you again?" 

  " I can see you anywhere and anytime, but you can't see me.."

  

  



 

   
Before the Junior Xiong incident, I met this beautiful woman who tried to expose everything about the Men in Black in her radio program.

She's a very curious fellow and a talkative one.

RWBY belongs to Roosterteeth and Monty Oum.
Men in Black from Sony Pictures and MARVEL.
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